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13 MEANINGS WHEN SHE SAYS…
1. Do what you want. - You’ll pay for this later.
2. We need to talk. - I need to complain.
3. I’m not emotional! I’m not overreacting! - I have PMS.
4. Be romantic, turn out the lights. - I have flabby thighs.
5. You’re certainly attentive tonight. - Is sex all you ever think about!?
6. I’m not upset. - Of course, I am upset, you moron!
7. I’ll be ready in a minute. - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
8. You have to learn to communicate. - Just agree with me.
9. How much do you love me? - I did something today you’re really not going to like…
10. Do you love me? - I’m going to ask for something expensive.
11. Sure, go ahead. - I don’t want you to.
12. I don’t want to talk about it. - Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.
13. Are you listening to me!? - Too late…you’re dead.
Guilty as charged. I will have to throw myself on the mercy of the TTers and make sure Sweetie doesn’t see this. LOL. or, maybe I should print it and post it on the bathroom mirror. Great list!
LOL! Boy, is #3 true… but woe to him if he mentions the reason.
I do my best to prove this list wrong and say exactly what I mean, but man, it’s tough!
Happy TT!
Hilarious. I love these. Fascinating…..You had me rolling LOL
Happy TT-13. I linked into you by the way. Best wishes. Ev
Haha, those are awesome. #12 is all me!
You could teach a class. Maybe through your local free university??
Happy TT!
#6 DING DING DING DING DING
Thanks for the laughs
Cindi
GREAT list - I especially like #6 - whenever I say I’m not upset, my husband needs to learn to just, uh, hide for awhile!
Thanks for visiting my TT and I’m so glad I got to visit you back!
it’s funny because it’s true!
I love your list !!!!! It is so funny, but all so true too.
nice list! so funny!
happy tt!
-a
That was so funny! And so damn true!!!!
Oh, those are so true! LOL!
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I can only echo …ding ding - absolutely priceless list - I will print for the man of the house.
Love your TT!!!! - Those are great. Thanks for stopping by and Happy TT.