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Thursday Thirteen #8

Gray Cee on Nov-29-2007

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13 MEANINGS WHEN SHE SAYS…

1. Do what you want. - You’ll pay for this later.

2. We need to talk. - I need to complain.

3. I’m not emotional! I’m not overreacting! - I have PMS.

4. Be romantic, turn out the lights. - I have flabby thighs.

5. You’re certainly attentive tonight. - Is sex all you ever think about!?

6. I’m not upset. - Of course, I am upset, you moron!

7. I’ll be ready in a minute. - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

8. You have to learn to communicate. - Just agree with me.

9. How much do you love me? - I did something today you’re really not going to like…

10.  Do you love me? - I’m going to ask for something expensive.

11. Sure, go ahead. - I don’t want you to.

12. I don’t want to talk about it. - Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.

13. Are you listening to me!? - Too late…you’re dead.

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  1. Greatfullivin Said,

    Guilty as charged. I will have to throw myself on the mercy of the TTers and make sure Sweetie doesn’t see this. LOL. or, maybe I should print it and post it on the bathroom mirror. Great list!

  2. Darla Said,

    LOL! Boy, is #3 true… but woe to him if he mentions the reason. ;)

  3. Susan Helene Gottfried Said,

    I do my best to prove this list wrong and say exactly what I mean, but man, it’s tough!

    Happy TT!

  4. Ev Nucci Said,

    Hilarious. I love these. Fascinating…..You had me rolling LOL
    ;)

    Happy TT-13. I linked into you by the way. Best wishes. Ev

  5. HG Said,

    Haha, those are awesome. #12 is all me!

  6. On a limb with Claudia Said,

    You could teach a class. Maybe through your local free university??

    Happy TT!

  7. Cindi Said,

    #6 DING DING DING DING DING

    Thanks for the laughs

    Cindi

  8. Tiffany Said,

    GREAT list - I especially like #6 - whenever I say I’m not upset, my husband needs to learn to just, uh, hide for awhile! :-) Thanks for visiting my TT and I’m so glad I got to visit you back!

  9. Erin Said,

    it’s funny because it’s true!

  10. jennifer Said,

    I love your list !!!!! It is so funny, but all so true too.

  11. amanda Said,

    nice list! so funny!

    happy tt!

    -a

  12. Believer in Balance Said,

    That was so funny! And so damn true!!!!

  13. Natalie Said,

    Oh, those are so true! LOL!

    Come visit my Thursday Thirteen if you get a chance. :)

  14. Babyamore Said,

    I can only echo …ding ding - absolutely priceless list - I will print for the man of the house.

  15. Pamela Kramer Said,

    Love your TT!!!! - Those are great. Thanks for stopping by and Happy TT.

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