They got married in a lavish fairytale ceremony held in a Scottish castle like something that only happens in one of my daughter’s princess books. Ahhh, sweet love! Pop music world’s bad girl is finally settling down, I thought eight years ago. But Hollywood marriages are just doomed to fail, like an inevitable curse.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie is divorcing, finally after announcing that they couldn’t keep up with the pretense anymore. Rumor has it that they can’t even bear to be in one room anymore. They hate each other’s presence, don’t want to breathe the same air.

I am not a fan of Madonna so I don’t care what she does with her personal life, but I am a fan of marriage and happily ever afters. It’s just sad, so sad.