P: Mom, I want a baby sister and baby brother!

Mom: Oh, okay. But it takes time, maybe only after your happy birthday (referring to P’s 5th birthday on December 2008 yet).

P: (thinking) No, now! We put a cute baby inside your tummy like this. Grabbing a doll and inserting the doll beneath my shirt. Then we take out the baby again! Batting eyelashes and chuckling. Easy!

Yeah, if only it were that easy, honey!